sfux:
It’s almost June better start getting ready for Christmas
(via imbasedg0ddess)
my name is Sam. plain & simple. Born in '96.. FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER : @samsabadics FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM @samanthasabadics
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
(via doctor-castiel)
I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college
What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either
This is the most accurate post I have ever seen
(via doctor-castiel)
highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors
(via doctor-castiel)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
100% Real Slim Shady from concentrate™No preservatives, no additives. all natural
(via thisisryawnross)
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
(via doctor-castiel)
did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart
teenage girls will fuck your shit up
(via doctor-castiel)
do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
(via ifijustbreathe)
